jsantagato:

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

Clearly

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#photo#omfg

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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#text

moosetachefeels:

hitlersbreastmilk:

The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’

#ROMECUTIO WAS TOTALLY WHERE THAT WAS GOING

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#text#sobs

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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#text

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN

I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO

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#text

gingermetaljesus:

Number one reason to get a job:

  1. Concert tickets and band shirts
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#text#about me#m: patrick stump

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

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#text

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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#text

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

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#text