a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’
no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN
I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO
Number one reason to get a job:
- Concert tickets and band shirts
Not the time for a dad joke.
the time is nigh
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.